Have you ever drank Baileys from a shoe?
I met up with my lovely friend, Zarina, yesterday for lunch. We worked together years ago and we don’t get to see each other that often but when we do it’s literally as if no time has passed. As we chatted, I felt very grateful for my chilled out office environment. Z is working for a company that I won’t name but it all sounds a bit like The Devil Wears Prada. Fortunately she is an extremely talented artist and I doubt very much that she’ll be there for long. Our meeting was not entirely social in origin. There was work to be done. Z is going to see the Mighty Boosh on Monday and is going dressed as Old Gregg so we needed to find her a tutu. Since I am a weirdo, I know where to find all manner of strange things, including tutus. I’m not sure how it’s going to work though… I mean this is Old Gregg! Z is way too pretty to pull this off.

I have decided to wear my silver leggings and my blue cowboy boots and go as Vince… I mean if Vince was a chubby ginger girl…
Very interestingly, Dom has decided to do a nineteenth century rewrite of this week’s flash You Were Wrong About Me. I absolutely ADORE his version, which is called Your Analysis Of My Character Was Inescapably Flawed. I’m really flattered that my little scrap inspired him. Unless his motivation was that mine was so crap he thought he should improve it. I’m not sure. There hasn’t been a chance to talk about it. Read both and let me know what you think.
December 13, 2008 at 1:00 pm
No no, I love your writings!
I wanted to rewrite something because:
a) Writing in pseudo-nineteenth century style is great fun and if you’re not careful you can spend all day littering your speech with it
b) For my coursework I’m reading lots of educational treatises written by teachers in the 15th\16th century and it’s a wonderful feeling when they complain about the same things that people do now…
And the piece of writing I’d most enjoyed recently came from your blog, so I went for that
x
April 27, 2009 at 2:45 pm
all of ya’ll need to eat some beaner peaner i’m old greeeeegggggg!!!!
August 25, 2009 at 8:05 pm
(:
Oh my fucking God! Old Greg is the fucking shit?
Do you got the funk?
LMAO!